The story continues with Bella (Kristen Stewart) embracing her transformation from human to vampire and watching proudly as her daughter Renesmee grows at an accelerated rate. Because of this, she is mistaken for an ‘immortal’ or vampire child, which had been outlawed by the ruling Volturi.
Aware that their lives and the life of the Renesmee are in danger, Edward (Robert Pattinson) and the rest of the Cullen family appeal to other vampire clans to confirm that Renesmee is not an immortal and to act as witnesses and allies in their plight.
The Volturi arrive to destroy the child (as well as the Cullens) and a battle commences…
As you can see, not much of a plot and they managed to make that last a whole one hundred and sixteen minutes.
I shall start with the one good thing in this film.
Michael Sheen.
Michael Sheen is AMAZING as Aro, the leader of the Volturi. He acted everyone off screen just by raising his one eyebrow. His performance veered from Kenneth Williams when he meets the child (the child’s name is unbelievably stupid, so I am refusing to use it anymore) to Tony Blair’s fake sincerity when he reads the mind of Alice Cullen. The man was brilliant, he was the only one not taking it seriously and the only time this film was bearable was when he was on screen.
The bad things? I shall start with the actors. Other than Michael Sheen, they were all dreadful, utterly, utterly dreadful. Wooden and totally lacking in any real ability to act. Meaningful glances do not make a good actor. Neither does sighing. Nor does pouting. The screenplay? Dreadful. There’s no point giving your actors meaningful glances to do if there’s no dialogue to back them up. And where’s the story in beautiful people just standing around in beautiful houses? The direction? No real sense of proper direction, so dreadful. The cinematography? Actually not too bad. The battle scenes were very well done and were the only moments when I actually felt any kind engagement with the film. Imagine my disappointment when it turns out to be only an apparition. How I would have loved for all the characters to have died (except for Aro, of course). They also resolved the werewolf to human transition problem that has plagued them in the last few films. Hurrah!
I know that Twilight is an easy target for non-teenagers like myself but there is a more serious issue here. Teenagers, particularly girls, are being exposed to films which perpetuate the myths that as long as you have a boyfriend then its OK, that the idea of having men rule your life should be embraced, that every aspect of your life should be controlled and that you should be prepared to sacrifice everything for your one true love. Is this really what we want our young girls to be seeing?
It also raises the question that should films (particularly those aimed at young girls) have more responsibility in ensuring that there are more positive female role models? There are very few films with proper female leads that any young girl can aspire to and it is very depressing to think that this could be the only film that a 13/14 year old girl could and would want to see. The values and ideals presented in the Twilight films are not values or ideals that I would want impressed upon any young girl today.
Verdict: Aside from all the points made in my review, the films in this franchise are incredibly dull. A fact that was demonstrated at the packed midnight screening that I attended where a couple of people tried to start an applause at the end…
The applause didn’t catch on.